I'm a Goan woman, working in Mumbai as the founder of a studio called Totem Creative. I try to make the world happier, safer and more meaningful. I believe education, knowledge and awareness, art, writing and creating Social Impact are my means to achieve that end.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

(J) Thermos Flask

A idiot goes to a store and sees a shining object. He asks th clerk,

"What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The idiot then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The idiot says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into office with his new thermos.

His idiot boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The idiot replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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