I'm a Goan woman, working in Mumbai as the founder of a studio called Totem Creative. I try to make the world happier, safer and more meaningful. I believe education, knowledge and awareness, art, writing and creating Social Impact are my means to achieve that end.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

(J) Heights

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip .


2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.


3. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


4. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.


6. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.


7. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.


8. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


9. What is height of De-hydration?

A. A cow giving milk powder.

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