I'm a Goan woman, working in Mumbai as the founder of a studio called Totem Creative. I try to make the world happier, safer and more meaningful. I believe education, knowledge and awareness, art, writing and creating Social Impact are my means to achieve that end.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

(J) Men's stall!

A man walked into the men's restroom at the airport and was barely sitting down to do his business when he heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

Not being the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom, he hesitated, but answered somewhat awkwardly, "Er…doin' just fine…thanks…"

To his surprise, the other guy said, "So what are you up to?"

'What kind of question is that?' the man thought. 'Bizarre!' But still being polite, he replied, "Uh, I'm…I'm like you, just travelling!"

"That's nice", the guy said. "But it sounded like you have a problem there."

The man held his breath in embarrassment. "No, no…I'm fine, thanks."

It was getting too creepy for him now, so he tried to hurry and finish up so he could get out, but he was amazed to hear the voice ask, "Can I join you?"

'Ok', the man thought really annoyed, 'this is just too weird!' He called back sharply, "No! I'm a little busy right now!"

There was a moment's hesitation, then he heard the guy say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

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