I'm a Goan woman, working in Mumbai as the founder of a studio called Totem Creative. I try to make the world happier, safer and more meaningful. I believe education, knowledge and awareness, art, writing and creating Social Impact are my means to achieve that end.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Rottweiler and the Cat

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
She said, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raised her hand and said, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he had jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'..."

"...but before he could say 'Fuck!' the Rottweiler ate him!"

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