I'm a Goan woman, working in Mumbai as the founder of a studio called Totem Creative. I try to make the world happier, safer and more meaningful. I believe education, knowledge and awareness, art, writing and creating Social Impact are my means to achieve that end.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

(J) The Shop

Two English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going
to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent
asked 'What are you sellin' here?

One of the men replied sarcastically.'We are selling arse-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, 'You are doing well ...
Only two left!'

Englishmen - God bless them - should not mess with Scotsmen???